Jiro Alonsabe | Blog

Half a truth is often a great lie.

– Benjamin Franklin 





Mother’s day indulgence… 3/4 pound (3 quarter pound) of beef patties, with lettuce and tomatoes… yep, I’m a bully



As an early Mother’s day treat, I took my mom for a date at Iceberg and we shared eating a classic banana split since it’s here favorite dessert… love u mom!



i took this pic at the gym tonight, my water bottle is making circle patterns so i took a pic of it in B/W using my camera phone, then shoot the contrast up



pichi-pichi… yummmm :P




When should you bill your design clients?

Designing great-looking logos or websites (or whatever your passion is) can be one of the most exhilarating experiences for designers like us. But after a while, you start to realize it’s not just about doing something you love. You’d also like to get paid for the work you do.


The Customer is Not Always Right

 

Inter-Screwed

OFFICE | LONDON, UK

(It’s early morning. I need to organise my notes, so I sit down in the Reception area. The suited guy next to me is looking very nervous.)

Customer: “You’re a bit of a porker, eh?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You’re really chubby. I mean, they told me they were considering someone else for the position as well. But if you’re all I’ve got to compete with, I’ve got it already!”

(I realise that his pre-interview technique is from some old self-help book about psyching out the competition.)

Customer: “And I was so nervous too! Guess you don’t have much of a chance, huh?”

(I consult my notes.)

Me: “Mr. Becker?”

Customer: “Yeah, that’s me! How’d you know that? You’re here for the job too, right?”

Me: “No, Mr. Becker. I’m Gary Robbins, a technical specialist from Human Resources. I’m here to conduct your interview.”

Source: Not always right


clientsfromhell:

Client: “Why haven’t you changed the website yet? I gave you the information an hour ago! You’re so slow, I might have to think about other options.”

Me: “Have you tried refreshing your browser?”

Client: “Ah, much better, you’re fast!”

Via Clients From Hell

“Office professionalism” seems to have no bearing on freedom of speech…just as long as you use the right typeface.

Source: www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/4773512458/


you just have Internet access

you just have Internet access


technically, a glass is always full

technically, a glass is always full


Be confident in your work and demand fair prices for your time just like any other respectable professional does!


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